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| Sarah Palin |
“I’m coming back to Fox News, America! Go ahead and
call my baby retarded now, Mr. Bill Maher. I have a platform from which I can hurl
stuff at you, like maybe even bullets and bombs.”
Sarah Palin, former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska,
former vice presidential candidate, former reality show star, former and now new Fox
News commentator, and former former. She is presently employed as the idiot for a small village in Alaska. Her net worth is $12 million.
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| Bill Maher |
“Why don't you just hurl your retarded children at me, Mrs. Palin? Your baby is mentally
retarded. So are all of your other children. So is your husband. You are not
just retarded, you are a fucktard, which is like 100 times worse than being
retarded, except you don’t get the fucked-up face or drool as much. You wanna start
slinging things at me? GREAT! Let’s dance, bitch! You are a public figure and
you have made your children public figures, so blow me, right here and right now. Let’s settle this. How about you and I get locked into a room
together with nothing but a dictionary and see which one of us comes out alive?
I’ll even show up stoned, and I guarantee I will be alive long after your
corpse starts to rot and fester. And don’t give me any of this shit about, 'Oh,
well, if I die, I had a good life and I’m going to heaven.' Fuck you, there is no heaven. And if there is, and you get to go there, I'd rather spend an eternity in hell. Better yet, why don't you come on my show. There is an open invitation. Bring yourself and all of your retarded family. I'll pay the fucking air fare for that one.”
Bill Maher, comedian/author/commentator and host of HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher
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| Sarah Palin |
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“Todd is not retarded. He’s just
slow.”
Sarah Palin
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