Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Overheard in Hollywood:


Lassie





“Timmy’s in the well again, goddammit. What a sniveling little jackass. SHIT! I mean … BARK,BARK, BARK.”

Lassie, famous canine actor



 
 
 
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“Longtime no see, Lass! Good to see you finally out of rehab. You are looking fine, bitch! If people only knew what a slut you were.”

Mister Ed, famous talking horse/Fox News host




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