Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Overheard off Sesame Street:



 


“Get out there and buy Elmo's shit, people! Do it in remembrance of Jim Henson! Jim would want Elmo to have all of this money! Elmo promises! Only 14 days till Christmas! Elmo needs money! Cocaine and whores are expensive. Ask Big Bird. He'll tell you.”
Elmo

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