Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Overheard in the International House of Pancakes:



John McCain

“Shaking hands with Raul Castro is like shaking hands with Hitler … if Castro, of course, had been responsible for killing 6 million Jews, undertaking countless atrocities and war crimes, and wiping out about 60 million people total through a world war. Oh wait ... Huh ... Maybe they are not alike at all! … Well, all I know is I wouldn’t have shaken Castro’s hand. I would have stabbed him in the neck with a broken bottle. I would have removed his bladder using just a pancake turner, two cockroaches and three sticks of used chewing gum, because I'm just that damn mean.”

Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)

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