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| Jesus Christ |
“Oh
for my sake, Franny: One of your Boston priests was just nabbed after he paid a
prostitute $40 to engage in various sexual acts with him IN A GRAVEYARD! In
a FUCKING grave yard, Franny! How the hell does someone get an erection
amidst that?”
Jesus
Christ,
son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
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“What… YOU never heard of
‘rising from the dead’ before?”
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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“That
was actually pretty funny, Franny.”
Jesus
Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
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“I do my best. Now tell me, Jesus: This
prostitute… she was of age?
She was not a child?”
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| Jesus Christ |
Pope Francis I
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“Yes,
she was of age. She was pretty old for a prostitute-38.”
Jesus
Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
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“Then I would say it’s a big win for
our side, don’t you think? No minors were sexually assaulted in the making of this media
event! No little boys went limping out of the rectory. A heterosexual priest who likes females who aren't under age 9! How the hell did that happen?”
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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“Is
there no hope for you, Franny?”
Jesus
Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
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“There is always hope, Jesus. You know that. By the way, do you know this woman’s name
and how to contact her?”
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| Jesus Christ |
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“Why
do you want to know?”
Jesus
Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
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“Well, she works cheap. I wonder if she
would like to come to Italy and be the lone woman working at the Vatican
brothel.”
Pope Francis I
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