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| Ted Cruz |
“I
don’t have a clue on how to end this impasse with Democrats, and I have no idea
how to defund Obamacare.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz (R-Texas),
speaking Wednesday at a closed door meeting of Republicans.
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| Mike Lee |
“Me neither.”
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)
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| Marco Rubio |
“Yes,
I helped start this, but I’m in hiding right now so none of the shit sprays me when
it hits the fan.”
Sen.
Marco Rubio (R-Florida)
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| Ted Cruz |
“And wait a minute. That cocksucker
Rand Paul was in on this whole thing got started. He was a fucking cheerleader.”
Sen. Cruz
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| Randall Paul |
“No,
I really wasn’t. You may have thought I was because of the words that came out
of my mouth, and my every deed, but I have not been part of this defund
Obamacare movement. I could tell it was going nowhere so I walked away.”
Sen.
Randall Paul (R-Kentucky)
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| Ted Cruz |
“Shit. Sen. Paul blows leprechauns! For
free!”
Sen. Cruz
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| Mike Lee |
“Yeah!
And trolls, too, but only if they ask nicely.”
Sen.
Lee
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| Ted Cruz |
“I guess we told him!”
Sen. Cruz
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| Mike Lee |
“Yeah! But they are not really leprechauns, just really short Irishmen.”
Sen.
Lee
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