Thursday, October 3, 2013

Overheard at a Street Meat Stand in Washington, D.C.:



Marlin Stutzman





“We have to get something out of this shutdown. We can’t let the president disrespect us like this.”
Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-Indiana)





Barack Obama
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“If you’d do your damn job instead of shutting down this country’s government just to get your own way, maybe you wouldn’t get dissed, Marlin.”
President Barack Obama



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Marlin Stutzman



“Oh wait. I really didn’t mean that. We Republicans are working on behalf of the American people and want both parties to come to the table, tackle this nation’s debt crisis and stop the pain of Obamacare.”


Rep. Stutzman



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Barack Obama





“Marlin, shut your jive ass mouth. That is more words than you have ever strung together in a coherent sentence before. Admit it: You got in trouble for your ‘disrespect’ comment.”
President Obama




Marlin Stutzman
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“Yes, Mr. President. I really pissed the Republican bosses off. But what I said was the damn truth. So come on. Give us something.”


Rep. Stutzman



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Barack Obama





“I’ll give you a slap upside your head… will that do?”
President Obama



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Marlin Stutzman





“Is that the best you can do?”


Rep. Stutzman




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Barack Obama




“Damn straight, white boy. And be thankful I’m doing the slapping and not Michelle. She’d kick your pasty white ass.”


President Obama

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