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| Jesus Christ |
"I've held off on commenting on these 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelets and I have two thoughts. First, I damn well should be getting residuals off the damn things. My name is trademarked, you know.
Second, why is it that the people who wear and flaunt the damn things are the least likely to know what I actually would do in a given situation? Pope Francis I, for instance, wears six on each arm and a very small one around his penis. I keep telling Gabriel he should go and tighten the penile band a little bit each night, but he's such an... angel. Wuss."
Second, why is it that the people who wear and flaunt the damn things are the least likely to know what I actually would do in a given situation? Pope Francis I, for instance, wears six on each arm and a very small one around his penis. I keep telling Gabriel he should go and tighten the penile band a little bit each night, but he's such an... angel. Wuss."
Jesus Christ, son of God
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