Monday, April 8, 2013

Overheard on 'Meet the Press':


Lindsey Graham

"This is what I've been waiting for: President Obama showing a LITTLE bit of leg! Even an old lesbian like me knows a good-looking man when I see one. He is just sooooooo dreamy."


Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), America's favorite lesbian lawmaker, who has a net worth of somewhere between $600,000 and $1.3 million.

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