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| Pope Francis |
"My name is Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio. I am an Italian from Argentina and the first Jesuit pope. My pope name, which is sort of like a porn star name only less
fun, is Pope Francis. I like gold, particularly when I am holding it in my
hands. It is so very shiny. I am 76 years old. I am conservative and you know what that means. Now, get on your knees and kiss the fucking ring."
Pope Francis, the 266th pope of the Catholic Church
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"St. Francis of Assisi my ass—pardon the obvious pun. Wait'll they find out he took 'Francis' as his pope name to honor me. He was a big fan of my movies Don't worry, pope. My lips are sealed."
Francis the Talking Mule
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