Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Overheard Somewhere:


Ralph Reed Jr.

"Scientific evidence shows Jesus only loves children who live with their two biological parents, in a rock solid family structure. No, Jesus does not love the children who live in households with two same-sex parents. Not at all. He rather hates them. He told me so."

Ralph Reed Jr., author, pundit and founder of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, whatever that is.



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Jesus Christ

"I love everyone, no matter what their family structure or how many biological parents they live with, or if they live with any biological parents at all, EXCEPT perhaps Mr. Reed, who is a tiresome maggot, a piece of shit, and a charlatan. I'd suggest crucifying him, would it not be so fucking ironic."

Jesus Christ, son of God

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