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| Mitch McConnell |
"Let's see... so far we have hobbled the public defender system..."
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune
is estimated at $50 million.
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| Eric Cantor |
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"... laid off blind workers..."
Eric Cantor (R-Virginia), Majority Leader for the House,
whose personal worth is estimated at between $3.4 and $9.4 million, while he
earns $193,400 per year in Congress.
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| John Boehner |
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"... cut benefits to the longterm unemployed..."
Speaker of the House John Boehner, whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and
$5.5 million.
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| Paul Ryan |
"... thrown people receiving housing subsidies LITERALLY into
the street..."
Rep. Paul Ryan, chairman of the U.S. House GOP Budget Committee, whose personal net worth is estimated at between $2 million and $9 million.
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| Mitch McConnell |
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"... closed Headstart programs..."
Mitch McConnell
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| Eric Cantor |
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"... forced cancer patients to travel thousands of miles for
treatment..."
Eric Cantor
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| John Boehner |
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"... sat by as federal contract cuts canceled construction projects and furloughed workers ..."
John Boehner
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| Paul Ryan |
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"... placed the nutrition of millions of babies and pregnant
women..."
Paul Ryan
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| Mitch McConnell |
"... watched universities cancel programs
and furlough people..."
and furlough people..."
Mitch McConnell
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| Eric Cantor |
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"...totally cut tuition assistance to our military and
veterans..."
Eric Cantor
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| John Boehner |
"... seen our national parks slash programs and staff..."
John Boehner
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| Paul Ryan |
"...and cut grants for medical and scientific research."
Paul Ryan
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| Mitch McConnell |
"AND JUST THINK, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED WITH THIS
SEQUESTER! But don't you see? We told you no one would really notice
the cuts. We told you no one would be hurt by the
cuts."
Mitch McConnell
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| Eric Cantor |
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"See how right we were? Low- and middle-income Americans aren't really
people, are they?"
Eric Cantor
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| Kermit |
"Uhmmmm... guys? This sequester is hitting the wrong people
in the wrong places at the wrong time. Don't you think you can go back and
maybe revise some things?"
Kermit the Frog, famous Muppet and social commentator
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| Paul Ryan |
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"Shut the fuck up, pork breath. We absolutely cannot raise taxes on
the upper class in this country and if that means a few million babies go
hungry and become malnourished, that's the way the ball bounces."
Paul Ryan
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| Kermit |
"But don't you see how most of the cuts imposed are hitting
the poor, the sick, and the blue collar workers of America much harder than
they are hitting any other groups? Those least able to afford it are being made
to pay the highest costs. I think someone warned about that. And isn't it a
fact that not one single member of the House or Senate had their salary cut
under the sequester."
Kermit the Frog
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| Mitch McConnell |
"Shut up, Kermit or we'll slash funding to PBS as well and
we'll be having frog legs for dinner."
Mitch McConnell
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| Kermit |
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"Mine would taste like felt, even if you used shallots and
butter, so shut the fuck up yourself, McConnell. You prick."
Kermit the Frog
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