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| Barack Obama |
“Wow.
Well. Sure. See. Look. If anyone thinks I’m happy with the Obamacare rollout,
they would be wrong. Why would I be? Why would anyone be? And when I’m unhappy,
you know what that means.”
President
Barack Obama
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| Ted Cruz |
“Yeah. Not a goddam thing will be done.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
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| Barack Obama |
“Shut
the hell up, Rafael!”
President
Barack Obama
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| Ted Cruz |
“HEY MR. PRESIDENT!”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Barack Obama |
“HEY
MR. DICKHEAD!”
President
Obama
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| Ted Cruz |
“Mr. President, the internet traffic cops
report a great reduction in the number of spam e-mails originating in Nigeria!”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Barack Obama |
“And I
give a shit why?”
President
Obama
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| Ted Cruz |
“Well rumor has it you hired them all to work
for Obamacare!”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Barack Obama |
“Nope.
I did not. The only person I’ve hired as of late was YOUR MOMMA, and let me tell you, she works CHEAP. I really like the fact that she has dentures. I suspect she's very popular.”
President
Obama
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