Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Jesus Christ

“I don’t care what that pastor or billboard in Harlem say. I would NOT stone homos. How I wish these insufferable pricks would stop co-opting the Holy Scripture for their own vile purposes. I wouldn’t stone anyone. I spoke out against that shit. Now I might GET stoned with a bunch of homos. They really are fun people, you know, and usually have the best munchies.”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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