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| Rand Paul |
“Yes, it is true. Over the years, I
have had very close aides of mine who have engaged in some pretty racist shit.
And it is absolutely true that I told Rachel Maddow that I believe the Civil
Rights Act of 1964 should not have made it illegal for businesses to
discriminate on the basis of race. It was broadcast, for crying out loud. I
tried to deny it, but they have the film. Fucking MSNBC never throws ANYTHING away. What I want is for America to believe
me and the words I’m saying now, not my choice of staff or the words I said on
a television show: I love everyone. I am a ‘people’ person. I don’t care what
color your skin is, just as long as you have some. People without skin are just
kind of creepy. Send me to the White House, people. Now isn’t that just a
coincidence? The guy with the racist staff, who made the anti-civil rights
comments, wants to go to live in the WHITE House. I chuckle at the irony. Now,
if I get there in 2016, perhaps I can hire Paula Deen as my chef. She’s racist
enough to be on my staff.”
Sen. Randall Howard “Rand” Paul (R-Kentucky), the America's favorite TEA Party-affiliated Libertarian, who is considering a presidential run in 2016.
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| Paula Deen |
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“Stop saying I’m racist! I’m not.
What do I have to do to prove I’m not—kiss a wetback on the mouth? Sonuvabitch!
Sen. Paul, you made me say ‘wetback!’ Oh well, at least it wasn’t ‘nigger.’
Goddamit, Paula! I think maybe
I have Tourette’s syndrome. There has to be some reason why I can't stop saying these things. Tourette's would explain it all, wouldn’t it?”
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