Overheard at a crack house off La Cienega Boulevard in Hollywood, CA:

Li-Lo

"I am so broke, I am moving back in with my mother. And, Christ, I need a new lawyer! And I have to pay the attorney I fired! I need money. M-O-N-E-E! Want to lend me some money, Paris? " 

Lindsay Lohan, actress/addict/troubled soul

Paris Hilton, who likes hot things

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"I don't lend money to addicts, Lindsay. It's not good business."

Paris Hilton, heiress & sex tape star

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"Then I guess I'm back to blowing sailors at $5 a pop. What time does the fleet get in again, Paris?" Lohen

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 "Not soon enough, Lindsay. Sailors are my favorite flavor. Attorneys are hot. The fleet is hot. I'm hot. You're hot. Fire is hot." Hilton