Sunday, May 5, 2013

Overheard in South Carolina:


Joe Biden

"Sen. Ted Cruz wants to debate me about gun legislation? Where do I sign up? Bring him on. I'll even give him a three-day head start. What was the name of that last rookie half-wit they sent to debate me? Paul Ryan? Where is he hanging out these days? Haven't heard SHIT from him since he lost the election. Cruz? Oh yeah. Please, PLEASE let me debate him."

Vice President Joe Biden

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