Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Overheard on Sen. Rand Paul's Cellphone:



Randall Paul





"If I was Rachel Maddow’s journalism teacher, I’d give her an ‘F’ for her reporting on my alleged plagiarism. I didn’t steal anyone’s work and present it as my own! I just borrowed some shit.”

Sen. Randall 'Rand' Paul (R-Kentucky)




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Rachel Maddow
“Borrowed. Some. Shit. Is that your vocabulary, or are you just glad to see me? Tell us, oh wise one, if you aren't a filthy lying plagiarist, why did the Washington Times cancel your weekly column? Oh wait. That was because you 'borrowed' two paragraphs WORD FOR WORD from a published source—in a column you ‘wrote’ for The Times. You didn’t even bother to paraphrase. It was word for word, asswipe! Now, if you were my journalism teacher, maybe you’d fail me, maybe you wouldn’t. But I will guarantee you: ANY professor in ANY discipline would fail your sorry ass for plagiarizing."
Rachel Maddow, MSNBC host



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Randall Paul






“You really make me angry, Maddow.”
Sen. Paul







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Rachel Maddow



 “Is that your real reaction or did you borrow that from someone too?”


Rachel Maddow






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Randall Paul




  


“SHUT UP!”
Sen. Paul







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Rachel Maddow



  


 “Sen. Paul, you are just what America needs: a president who can’t do his own fucking homework! GOD I love my job!”
Rachel Maddow

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