Friday, January 3, 2014

Overheard on Mister Rogers' Cellphone:


Mister Rogers

“And you wanna know the name of another cocksucker, boys and girls? I’ll tell you: Bill O’Reilly from Fox News. What a miserable excuse for a man! He’s a bully, through and through. Whenever I see him, I want to drive a steamroller over his body and serve conservative pancakes to the homeless. And when he opens his mouth? Why, I want to rip his tongue out with tweezers—you know, so it takes a really long time to get it done and hurts even more! Can you say tweezers, boys and girls?”

Mister Rogers, famous children’s TV host

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