Monday, March 17, 2014

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:



Jesus Christ


“Contrary to anything you may have heard on CNN, I had nothing to do with the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Nor did Father. Now Judas Iscariot … I can’t speak for him. But he does have a record of being a real asshole.”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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