Oscar and Reeva |
"So.... do you think I will get my cricket bat back? I
love my cricket bat. How about my syringes? My gun?"
Oscar Pistorius, Paralympic champion charged with murder in
the shooting death of his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, 29, in South
Africa. Pistorius is known as the "Blade Runner" because of the
carbon-fiber blades upon which he runs.
O.J. Simpson |
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"Oscar Pistorius is SO not
guilty. I could SO get him off. Wait... that didn't come out right... but I
have been in prison for a while, so excuse me."
O.J. Simpson, former NFL
star/current prison bitch, serving a 33-year sentence after being convicted of armed robbery
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