Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Overheard in Pretoria:



Oscar and Reeva

"So.... do you think I will get my cricket bat back? I love my cricket bat. How about my syringes? My gun?" 

Oscar Pistorius, Paralympic champion charged with murder in the shooting death of his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, 29, in South Africa. Pistorius is known as the "Blade Runner" because of the carbon-fiber blades upon which he runs.



O.J. Simpson
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"Oscar Pistorius is SO not guilty. I could SO get him off. Wait... that didn't come out right... but I have been in prison for a while, so excuse me."

O.J. Simpson, former NFL star/current prison bitch, serving a 33-year sentence after being convicted of armed robbery
 

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