Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Overheard at a crack house off La Cienega Boulevard in Hollywood, CA:



Lindsay Lohan
"I don't need Charlie Sheen to be my mentor. I can get drunk, high and fucked up all by myself."

Lindsay Lohan, addict/actor


Charlie Sheen

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"I can understand. You are doing such a great job with your life, you don't need help from anyone. Just don't expect me to loan you any more bail money."

Charlie Sheen, actor/addict/meltdown king


Lindsay Lohan

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"Now leave me alone. I have to head down to the docks and see how much I can earn in one afternoon. Yesterday I made $19.10."

 Lindsay Lohan, addict/actor


Paris Hilton


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"Lindsay, what jerk gave you the dime?"

Paris Hilton, heiress/reality TV star




Lindsay Lohan
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"They all did, Paris. I was running a special."
 
Lindsay Lohan, addict/actor

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