Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Overheard just off Sesame Street:



Big Bird

"I've seen a lot of people come and go since I debuted in 1969 and I'm still here. He may be pretty much gone, but I just can't help it: Just hearing Mitt Romney's name still pisses me off big time. I just want to drop giant blobs of bird poo right on his head."

Big Bird
Kermit the Frog




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"Sometimes you just have to let things go, Big Bird, because it is the right thing to do."

Kermit the Frog


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"Let things go? That's the best you can come up with, rainbow boy? Why don't you just shut the hell up, you little green pig fucker."

Big Bird

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