Monday, March 25, 2013

Overheard Just Off 'Sesame Street':


Elmo

"Just don't blame Elmo for any of it! Elmo no like crystal meth. Elmo doesn't have genitalia. Elmo doesn't want to know what sexual assault is because it sounds REALLY BAD! Elmo is a baby puppet, for fuck's sake. All Elmo knows is the guy had his hand up Elmo's butt for 27 years." 

Elmo, addressing the ongoing controversy surrounding his former puppeteer, Kevin Clash, who resigned from the Children's Television Workshop following allegations he sexually assaulted teenagers and that some of those assaults involved the use of crystal meth.

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