Friday, April 19, 2013

Overheard in Texas:



Rick Perry

"Yes, it is true, I campaigned for president JUST LAST YEAR as the guy who would cut the budget of whatever federal departments I could remember the name of, but fuck all, now Texas has a problem and I want the feds to help us Q-W-I-K! Maybe I was wrong... Maybe we really do want the feds to have the ability to provide money when disasters happen... Maybe the federal gov'ment shouldn't have to balance its budget all the time.... Like when disasters happen in Texas... NAH-h-h-h-h-h-h... I was right the first time. Except when it comes to Texas."



Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) and unsuccessful candidate for the GOP presidential nomination in 2012. Perry is a charter member of the National He-Man Homo Haters Club.

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