Thursday, April 18, 2013

Overheard in Ohio:


Lynn Wachtmann

"Out here in Ohio, abstinence is the only certain way to avoid pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases, and we will fine ANY teacher who teaches otherwise $5,000., And we'll have no teaching of gateway sexual activities, either, like masturbation, holding hands, or sharing a cold, hard popsicle. And we're cutting all funding to Planned Parenthood. We are a very progressive state."

Ohio State Rep. Lynn Wachtmann (R), who apparently is still waiting to have his first gateway sexual activity.

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