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| Paula Deen |
"Mr.
President, I just want you to know I listened to your speech on Friday and it
was one of the most inspiring things I've ever heard. It was touching how you
drew comparisons to your own life. You should be very proud. It really made me think about a lot of things."
Paula Deen,
America's favorite racist chef
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| Barack Obama |
- - -
"Thank you,
Mrs. Deen. I try to stay out of the race debate, but I finally had to speak
out. Racial inequality is an issue that brings nothing positive to our nation or to the next generation."
President Barack
Obama
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| Paula Deen |
- - -
"I couldn't
agree with you more, Mr. President. I love black
people. I really love the ones
who work for me, when they aren't late for work and don't steal things."
Paula Deen
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| Barack Obama |
- - -
"You love blacks? Now that's
not quite true, is it?"
President Obama
- - -
"Of course
it's true! Why don't people want to believe me?"
Paula Deen
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| Barack Obama |
- - -
"Well,
because your history does not support your words. In fact, I think you are more
of a part of a problem than part of the solution, so I wonder what the fuck you
are doing here talking to me?"
President Obama
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| Paula Deen |
- - -
"Why, you
uppity nigger! Get elected to office and you think you are hot shit, don't you?
Mr. Black President, ruling all the white people! They oughta put your black ass on a boat back to Africa. WAIT. NO! I DID NOT
MEAN THAT! I HAVE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME! I CAN'T HELP IT."
Paula Deen
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| Barack Obama |
- - -
"I totally
understand Tourette's, you stupid ignorant white CUNT. WhOOOP! WhOOOOP! WHOA-A-A-A
BOY! BITCH! SLUT! See? I have it too. Now get your southern fried ass out of here."
President Obama
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