Overheard in Harry Reid's Office:

Mitch McConnell

"Sen. Reid, you used to support the filibuster!"

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), Senate Minority Leader

Harry Reid

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"You used to support the nuclear option!"

Sen. Harry Reid (D) Senate Majority Leader

Mitch McConnell

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"You say tom-ah-to!"

Harry Reid

Sen. McConnell

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"You say to-may-toe!"

Mitch McConnell

Sen. Reid

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"You used to date boys!"

Sen. McConnell

Harry Reid

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"You still do!"

Sen. Reid

Mitch McConnell

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"I fucked your mother! She charged $1."

Harry Reid

Sen. McConnell

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"Your dad blew me and paid me $100!"

Mitch McConnell

Sen. Reid

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"I love ya Harry!"

Sen. McConnell

Harry Reid

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"I love you, too, Mitch!"

Sen. Reid

Mitch McConnell

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"But you still blow dead elephants!"

Sen. McConnell

Harry Reid

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 "As do you, but at least I don't swallow."

Sen. Reid