Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Overheard in Texas (Isn't Everything?):


Rick Santorum

“I am on my way to Texas where I will explain why women in Texas should lose the right to have abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy. I’ve been pregnant enough times that I feel completely confident to speak out on such a topic. Wanna see my uterus? And no, I am not doing this to divert public attention away from the fact that the Federal Elections Commission is considering investigating my 2012 presidential campaign because I may have purchased the endorsement of a Christian political heavyweight for $1 million and perhaps said heavyweight then used the money to purchase television ads endorsing me. There is just no truth to that at all. So I again ask, do you wish to see my uterus?”


Rick Santorum, former senator, America's favorite Roman Catholic and founding member of the National He-Man Homo-Haters Club, now the head of a Christian movie studio. Santorum is a possible presidential candidate for 2016.

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