Friday, August 2, 2013

Overheard in the House:


Eric "Moneybags" Cantor

“What? You don’t like the House GOP plan to cut the food stamp program? Well, fuuuuuccccckkkkk you! We are offering a new proposal that proposes doubling the cut from our original offer. Muahhhahahahaha. Republicans can’t help it. We just hate poor people! They need to all get jobs and quit loafing!”

Eric "Moneybags" Cantor (R-Virginia), Majority Leader for the House, whose personal worth is estimated at between $3.4 and $9.4 million.

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