Sunday, August 11, 2013

Overheard on 'This Week':


George Stephanopoulos

"Yes it is Sunday again and I look amazing. David Gregory wishes he was me, and Bob Schieffer wishes he could afford enough plastic surgery to even begin to look like me. And we're not even going to talk about Candace Crowley. Why should we? She's on fucking CNN; nobody watches. But people LOVE to watch me. I am so hot, all I have to do is think of my face and I orgasm. That's just one more reason everyone wishes they were me."


George Stephanopoulos, host of ABC's 'This Week.'

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