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| Elizabeth Hasselbeck |
“So… when the government shuts down and
the GOP is blamed, are you ready to take credit?”
Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Fox host
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| Marco Rubio |
“Credit
for what?”
Sen.
Marco Rubio
(R-Florida)
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| Elizabeth Hasselbeck |
“For shutting the government down.”
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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| Marco Rubio |
“How
did I do that? I don’t have any on and off switch.”
Sen.
Rubio
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| Elizabeth Hasselbeck |
“Well, you’ve been pretty much been
front and center with Sen. Cruz on this defund Obamacare maneuver, Sen. Rubio.
Who the hell else would be blamed? The two of you are like BFFs.”
Elizabeth Hasslebeck
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| Marco Rubio |
“I
didn’t do anything, so don’t blame me.”
Sen.
Rubio
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| Elizabeth Hasselbeck |
“Are you prepared to go down with the
ship?”
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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| Marco Rubio |
“Marco Rubio doesn’t go down on anything—except for one time in college.”
Sen.
Rubio
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| Elizabeth Hasselbeck |
“Sure. But look, you guys have been
front and center on this issue, so… are you prepared to accept responsibility
for the damage you have done to the GOP?”
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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| Marco Rubio |
“I
don’t understand the question. You know, you weren’t this much of a cunt, or
this smart, when you were on The View.”
Sen.
Rubio
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| Elizabeth Hasselbeck |
“Sure I was. You just couldn’t tell
because we had to be careful not to out-cunt Barbara Walters. It was in our contracts.”
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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