The ten members of the U.S. House of Representatives most
often credited by the media with bringing about the federal government shutdown will now
perform for you in their first appearance at Friday Night Karaoke:
Featuring:
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| Steve King |
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), who
once asked a group of preschoolers where they stood on abortion
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| Steve Stockman |
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Rep. Steve
Stockman (R-Texas), who advocates arming fetuses to prevent
abortions
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| Mike Rogers |
Rep. Mike Rogers (R-Alabama), who believes Obamacare is a “train wreck,” despite the fact
that many residents of his district in Alabama would qualify for substantial
savings and better coverage under Obamacare
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| Michelle Bachmann |
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Rep. Michele “Rep. Klonopin” Bachmann (R-Minnesota)
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| Phil Gingrey |
Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Georgia), a millionaire former obstetrician, who at least partly believes
the premise that “legitimate rape” will not result in pregnancy.
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| Tom Massie |
Rep. Tom Massie (R-Kentucky), who has never done anything of note. SERIOUSLY.
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| Louie Gohmert |
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), considered by many to be less intelligent than toast with
butter.
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| Mark Meadows |
Rep. Mark Meadows (R-North Carolina), who is considered by some to be the real architect of
the government shutdown
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| John Fleming |
Rep. John Fleming (R-Louisiana), who says he spends $200,000 annually on food (more than his
$176,000 Congressional salary)
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| Paul Brown |
Rep. Paul Brown (R-Georgia), who calls Obamacare, “The Flaw of the Land.”
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| Michele Bachmann |
"All right, boys. Let's hit it. It's the key of K, for klonopin."
Rep. Bachmann
Shut Down the Government
We don’t need no government programs
We don’t need Obamacare
We don’t need to raise your taxes
We’ve got all the money we need
And we don’t have to run a-round
Cutting budgets every day
Because we’ve got a work stoppage
And nothing’s
getting done this way
Oh, our party, it’s alright
Oh, our party’s clean and very white
Don’t you know that we
We shut down the government
We shut down the government
Yes, we did, we did
We shut down the government
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
When we go out in our districts
And we greet all the people we know
Oh, when our message reaches people
My heart fills with de-si-re
When we cut programs, or put people on the
street
It ‘bout drives me out of my mind
Yeah, when we cut social programs
Chills run up and down my spine
Oh, our party, it’s alright
Oh, our party’s clean and very white
Don’t you know that we
We shut down the government
We shut down the government
Yes, we did, we did
We shut down the government
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now is there any party
Got a shutdown just like ours?
There’s just no other party
Got a, got a shutdown just like ours
Yeah, now can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Oh, can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
I'm talking, talking 'bout our party
(We shut down the government)
Talking 'bout our party
(We shut down the government)
Talking 'bout our party
(We shut down the government)
Talking 'bout our party, my party, our
party
(We shut down the government)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my party, our party
(We shut down the government)
Talking 'bout our party, my party, our
party
(We shut down the government)
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