Monday, November 25, 2013

Overheard in Heaven:


Jesus Christ


 
“I really DO love all of the little children. And that’s why I want the priests , ministers and rabbis to STOP touching the children. And the teenagers. Leave the teenagers alone, too. I basically want the religious figureheads to stop touching everyone. Except themselves. They can touch themselves. I encourage that. I really do love lamb, too. With grilled vegetables.”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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