Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Overheard on CNN (Alec and Anderson Part 1 of 2):



Anderson Cooper



“Alec Baldwin didn’t know that calling someone a ‘cocksucking fag’ is a slur? C’mon now. Calling anyone a ‘cocksucker’ is a slur, and we all know it. C'mon. We’re all adults here. If he’d called someone a ‘nigger’ or a ‘Jew-boy,’ you’d all be reacting quite differently, wouldn’t you?”

Anderson Cooper, CNN host






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Alec Baldwin




“Anderson … Are you a ‘cocksucker,’ Anderson? C'mon. We're all adults here. You can tell us.”
Alec Baldwin, actor, MSNBC host







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Anderson Cooper




“Uhm … I have been known to do that, yes. I’m a gay man. But I’m not a ‘cocksucker’ in the sense—”


Anderson Cooper









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Alec Baldwin






 “—Tsk, tsk. Stop talking now. You answered the question. And you just called yourself a ‘cocksucker.’ So are you guilty of a crime?”
Alec Baldwin





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Anderson Cooper







“No, of course not. But what you did—“
Anderson Cooper







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Alec Baldwin




 “—Tsk, tsk. There you go again. If you’re not guilty of a crime, neither am I, so why not get down off your personal rainbow unicorn and behave like an adult. C’mon now. We're all adults here. Don't be a pansy. Act like a man. Stop your whining. The guy was a photographer—you know, one of those artsy guys. He probably IS a ‘cocksucker,’ Anderson. Now dry your elegantly blue eyes and stop blubbering.”
Alec Baldwin







Anderson Cooper
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“Baldwin... YOU are a cocksucker.”
Anderson Cooper

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