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| Rachel Maddow |
“Poor Sen.
Randall Paul. He’s having a meltdown. The newspapers and such back in Kentucky
are frying his chicken ass over his over-the-top plagiarism, and the criticism
is coming at a time when he is attempting to establish his credentials for a
2016 presidential run. Yet, here Paul refuses to own up to his mistake and
apologize, instead blaming me and everyone else for his problem. I think it is
good that America has seen this in action now, before we push this person into
the white house. Better that we find out his true character before he goes any
further.”
Rachel
Maddow, MSNBC host
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| Randall Paul |
“MY
TRUE CHARACTER? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!”
Sen.
Randall ‘Rand’ Paul
(R-Kentucky)
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| Rachel Maddow |
“I know
you and/or your staff plagiarize like crazy.”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Randall Paul |
“ARERRRGGGHHGH! Do you think YOU can really stop me, lady? You just keep harping on this issue
and see what happens.”
Sen.
Paul
- - -
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| Rachel Maddow |
“You
keep threatening me and YOU see what happens. Maybe I’ll bring a gang of
lesbians down to Kentucky and we’ll make you go out and by sanitary napkins and
tampons for all of us, and then watch while we change them!”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Randall Paul |
“Yeah,
right. That’s gonna happen.”
Sen.
Paul
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| Rachel Maddow |
“Sen.
Paul, I’d like to invite you to come on my show. If you want to sit down and
talk about your predilection for stealing other people’s ideas and thoughts,
maybe we can find out what motivates you. I'm no Oprah, but maybe I can help.”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Randall Paul |
“I
don’t steal other people’s thoughts, goddammit! Are you going to fucking keep
me in detention for the rest of my career in the Senate/White House?”
Sen.
Paul
- - - -
“That
depends. Who did you steal that question from?”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Randall Paul |
“Fuck
you.”
Sen.
Paul
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