Thursday, November 7, 2013

Overheard on Louie Gohmert's Cellphone:


Louie Gohmert

Oh my bologna has a first name, it’s L-O-U-I-E.
My bologna has a second name it’s L-O-U-I-E.
Oh I love to eat pits every day and if you ax me why I stay...
'Cuz hmmm-hmmm-hmmmm-hmmmm-hmmm, blah blah blah with –L-O-U-I-E.

I have to learn that one better. 

I can stick my foot in my mouth, you know. Without using my hands! Yes, I can!

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)

No comments: