Friday, December 20, 2013

Overheard in Egypt:


Louie Gohmert

 
"Yes, Rep. Louie Louie was on a secret taxpayer-funded trip to Egypt, Lebanon, Austria and Norway! We saw the PYRAMIDS! We saw SAND! We saw KARO! But none of those places had ANY Fruit Loops! Good thing I stuffed my underwear full of them before I left! I think Rep. Bachmann, Rep. King and Rep. Louie are the REAL Three Wisemen. I get to carry the gold, though. I don’t want to carry Frankenstein and Myra. I can’t lift Frankenstein. Or Myra.”

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)

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