Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Overheard in Syria:

Bashar al-Assad


"Today I started dropping barrel bombs on innocent civilians! Barrels filled with explosives and shrapnel. So simple and so deadly! I kill men, women, children! Puppies! Kittens! I don't care who they are! And while I am busy killing, the United States has halted all aid to the rebels! And still I keep killing civilians! Keep worrying about those chemical weapons, Americans!"

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

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