Overheard on A&E:

Paula Deen

“How can the Duck Dynasty guy keep his show when I had to give mine up and lost the power of my brand. Oh, sure he said bad things about the hummersexuals, but what he said about the nig… blacks was far worse, and way worse than what I ever said. He said the nig… blacks was just fine and happier than pigs-in-shit before the Civil Rights laws went into effect, because dammit, he’d seen all of them coloreds working in the fields, laughing and SINGING THOSE NEGRA SPIRITUALS, you know, having a doo-daaa-doo-daaa-happy-old time. What a crock of shit!”

Paula Deen, America's favorite racist chef

Phil Robertson

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“You just get back to your kitchen and shut the fuck up, Paula. The truth is ‘Duck Dynasty’ has so much merchandise out there on the shelves right now that taking me off the air could mean EVERYONE will take a bath on it if I am taken off the air, and that’s what rules, bitch—M-U-N-E-Y.”

 

Phil Robertson, star of 'Duck Dynasty' on A&E, who came under fire for his anti-gay/anti-African American rhetoric and was fired, and then rehired due to public outcry, by the network

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Paula Deen

“Yeah, but you also said homosexuals are ‘full of murder,’ which we know they aren’t because they don’t like to have to clean that kind of mess from their tastefully decorated apartments. You sir, are a nigger on the INSIDE, and that is the worst kind. Even an old country girl like me can see that.”

Paula Deen

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Phil Robertson

“Oh, go fuck yourself Paula. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. If you knew your bible better, you'd know I am right.”

Phil Robertson

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Paula Deen

“I told everyone I was right, too, dammit.”

Paula Deen