Monday, December 9, 2013

Overheard on George Washington's Cellphone:



The Original George W.

“Fuck the revisionists, Part Three. I was not an evangelical Christian. I wasn’t any type of Christian. I was not an atheist, either, though that bunch would have loved me to be. I did attend church on occasion, but it was always a different denomination. I actually wanted to understand all things, you know. Instead of being some religious wing nut, I thought it far more important to be of good morals. Imagine how that would fly today!”


George Washington, believed to be the father of our country, though paternity tests are inconclusive

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