Monday, December 9, 2013

Overheard in Texas:


George W.

“I’m with the rest of you: I wish former Vice President Dick Cheney would just shut the fuck up about everything. He is actually a zombie, you know. Yeah, he passed away in 2006. What you see now is just robotics. He really IS Darth Vader. And for the record, he did not have his hand up my ass when I spoke. Ever. Not once. The creepy little scrunge monkey tried a couple of times, though, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.”

Former President George Bush

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