Monday, January 27, 2014

Overheard in Kentucky:


Randall Paul

“If she runs for president, how the hell is Hillary Clinton going to stand up for women in this alleged ‘GOP War on Women’ when she didn’t stand up for herself when her sexual predator husband was in office?”

Sen. Randall ‘Rand’ Paul (R-Kentucky)





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Bill Clinton
“Uhm … Randall? Have you even met my wife? Do you really think she let my behavior go? Trust me, Hillary stood up for herself just fine when I got my dick caught in the White House zipper. I lost my right testicle over that one. Seriously. Cut my fun right in half. She removed it with a chop stick and three garbage bag twist ties. John McCain showed her how to do it. I think she still has it in a jar. We just didn’t make it public, you shithead. You wanna see what happens when you make Hillary look foolish? I'll be glad to show you right now. I've got nothing to hide at this point.”

Bill Clinton, former president

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