Monday, January 27, 2014

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Pope Francis I

“Jesus, was that some kind of sign when that crow and pigeon attacked the peace doves I sent flying out of my window last week?”

Pope Francis I





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Jesus Christ
 
“No, Franny. That was no sign. The crow was hungry and the pigeon was in a really bad mood. Something about not getting the worm. Not everything is about you. Now go light one fucking candle for every single child sexual assault survivor in Chicago. That'll keep you busy ... till maybe 2050.”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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