Friday, January 3, 2014

Overheard in Mayberry:



Barney Fife

“Don’t be fooled. Aunt Bea actually was a crime boss. Horrible woman, she was. Responsible for running brothels up and down the entire East Coast. Heartaches with that woman; nothing but heartaches! Nobody messed with her. Certainly not her pussy boy nephew Andy.”

Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife of Mayberry, North Carolina

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