Friday, January 3, 2014

Overheard in Hollywood:


Lassie

“If anyone had ever given me the chance, they would have discovered I am a far better actress than that low-life bitch Bette Davis ever was. But no. All I could ever get were roles as the heroic dog. Hollywood is run by a bunch of humans, I tell ya, and they are all out to keep the canine down. Oh shit. I mean, ‘BARK, BARK. BARK, BARK.’”

Lassie, famous actress

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