Friday, January 24, 2014

Overheard on Mike Huckabee's Cellphone:


Mike Huckabee

“Hey Rick! I got one for you! What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?”


Mike Huckabee (R), former conservative radio host/Arkansas governor and presidential candidate and current Fox host




 

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Rick Santorum

“OK … The answer IS NOT ‘the directions to the domestic violence shelter’ … WAIT! I know! NOTHING! You tell her NOTHING! Because obviously you already TOLD HER TWICE! HA HA HA!”

 
Rick Santorum, America's favorite Roman Catholic, homophobe, racist and producer of lousy movies for the Christian fundamentalist/separatist audience. Santorum is a highly probable 2016 Republican candidate for president.



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Mike Huckabee

 “HO HO HO! I love that one! Sometimes I go over to the local Planned Parenthood office, stand up on the chairs in the waiting room and scream that one aloud! It REALLY pisses them off.”


Mike Huckabee





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