Thursday, January 23, 2014

Overheard Outside Sen. Lindsey Graham's Hot Tub:


John McCain


"That was a great shooting demonstration you put on today, partner! Damn! You hit every bull's-eye!"

Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)



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Lindsey Graham
"Oh, you know me, Johnny. When I aim for something, I can generally hit it with my first shot."

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)





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John McCain

"Well, yes, I have noticed that. And you are still leading your challengers in the polls! I am just so proud of you!"
Sen. McCain





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Lindsey Graham



 "You know me, Johnny. When I face a challenging pole, I can usually RISE to the challenge!"
Sen. Graham






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John McCain

"Yes, I've noticed that about you. It's always about the polls, isn't it?"
Sen. McCain





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Lindsey Graham

 Thank heavens it is, Johnny. I hope it is ALWAYS about the poles."
Sen. Graha





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