Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Overheard at Dick Cheney's Ranch:


Dick Cheney

“Eight years ago today, I shot a man in the face. Yeah … and then one of the pellets went into his system and caused a heart attack. Damn my luck! Stuff like that makes a man think … And every time I’ve thought about it since, I laugh my damn fool head off! And I never fucking apologized either, though HE later apologized for getting in the way of my buckshot! Still think I’m not Satan?

Former Vice President Dick Cheney and demon from hell

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