Friday, February 28, 2014

Overheard at the Grocery Store:


Uncle Ben

“Listen, Aunt Jemima was on here a while back bad mouthing me. What she said, it just ain’t true. I haven’t done a bad thing to anyone in my whole life. But I do have some goddam fine fluffy white rice—if you know what I mean. Would you like a taste?

Uncle Ben, famous rice spokesperson

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